North Korean Fruit Pizza

by Different-Rush7489

24 Comments

  1. RayGungHo

    What’s that old adage about tomatoes in fruit salad?

  2. ManOfGame3

    Their only concept of pizza is this monstrosity and yall wonder why Kim Jong Un so mad at everybody smh

  3. Stranger1982

    I was about to remove it as a dessert pizza…then I saw the sauce and cheese sooo, wtf?!

    ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)

  4. GoGoBigman

    Shit I’ll give em a pass, they probably dreamt this up in a labor camp

  5. bizoticallyyours83

    It would have been okay if they’d used whip cream or yogurt, instead of cheese and tomato sauce. How does anyone manage to screw up dessert pizza? Guilty!

  6. Sharp_Yard9850

    I’m really conflicted here because my brain recognises them as things I find delicious but I think it would clash too much. Pizza and fruit for dessert absolutely, both together absolutely not.

  7. tupperwhore

    I mean it’s fucking North Korea did you really expect better?

  8. zinjanthropus99

    Can we down vote Mr North Korean Pizza for spamming the subreddit?

  9. KidsOnFiire

    The severity of the crime depends on the sauce. If that beast has red sauce on it…OP gets the chair

  10. TheHarlemHellfighter

    Guess it’s better than eating wood chips…

  11. C0gInDaMachine

    Is this really any different from pineapple on pizza? Cmon… (I hate pineapple on pizza)

  12. CisterPhister

    No way this is from North Korea. Your honor I move for a mistrial due to lack of evidence. Also, OP looks to be a bot.

  13. UBIK_707

    My daughter’s mother is Vietnamese, and her family made this for holidays sometimes. They use sugar cookie dough for the crust, though, and cream cheese mixed with pineapple juice and sugar for the “sauce”. It is quite good, but I definitely wouldn’t make it with pizza dough.

  14. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    It’s North Korea. State TV prolly said this is what they do in Italy. Jury Nullification.

    Set them free.

    ![gif](giphy|bihnwWzmlYHN6)

  15. thankyoubutimokay

    jesus christ what the hell is even that

  16. These_Trees1979

    I would be perfectly okay with this if the cheese was something nutty to compliment the fruit and there was maybe a fig jam or sesame paste or something that isn’t tomato sauce underneath. If this is on a standard mozzarella plus tomato sauce base then it’s an abomination.